Archive for June, 2008

25
Jun

Shaq Freestyle Rap Dissing Kobe Bryant

   Posted by: Fan   in Funny

Lyrics:
Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn’t do without me

I call myself big but I’m not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G

Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that’s half a billion

Forreal dawg now that’s B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That’s like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me
That’s like a homeless cat having more figures than me

That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That’s like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me
That’s …like you saying to yourself you better than me
That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA Shaq
Now that’s the difference between first and last place,

Chorus:
Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste

I’m a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don’t do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don’t leave em’ I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed them

Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can’t do without me
Kobe, You can’t do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah….

16
Jun

Happy Father’s Day

   Posted by: Fan   in Funny

durex_fathersday

2
Jun

如果能回到过去…

   Posted by: Fan   in Life, Sux

最近在天涯看到一个“我要回到1997年了”的贴
开始以为只是无聊恶搞
看到下面的回复居然被小感动了一把
看起来每个人都有着各种各样的遗憾啊
不禁要想
如果是我回到1997年会做什么呢?
是会早放手还是多努力抓牢些?
也许说服家里不参加高考直接出国?
也许…
不过不会改变的是
只要有来美国的机会
还是不会去其它国家吧…

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